more things I have to read about at my job

  • an affluent yuppie couple battling over children, with the ex-wife saying his 1-bedroom apartment in friendship heights is cause for her to have full custody. on the other side of the city, a man claiming the children should spent more time with him, since his ex-wife’s neighborhood is extremely unsafe for children to walk around and play outside in, due to serious drug problems
  • a grandmother in the area of 1st-n-florida claiming her daughter is too addicted to drugs to take care of her own child, so she wants custody
  • another grandma from petworth saying her daughter is addicted to PCP and can’t care for the kids
  • a wife from upper northwest who makes a six-figure salary demanding thousands in alimony because she “can’t afford” to take care of two teenagers. another ridiculously wealthy couple from near AU complaining over death threats - the wife had told the husband she should have “slit your throat in your sleep”
  • a mother from shaw complaining her ex-husband is allowing sex offenders and firearms violators in the house while their kids are there; another mother from brightwood filing for full custody, claiming the kids told her their father was taking pics of them with no clothes, and that he has nothing to eat in his house